Piedro (Tourist 1)
Boas (Local)
Piedro : “Excuse me?”
Boas : “Yes, what would you like to ask?.”
Piedro : “I want to go Situ Buleud can you tell me where is that?”
Boas (In mind) : He’s a tourist he doesn’t know this place.
Boas : “Oh… It’s on Veteran Street.”
Piedro : “Where’s Veteran Street, is it far?”
Boas : “It isn’t far. Just continue straight, turn left and you’ll find .”
Piedro : “Ok, thank you sir.”
Boas : “You’re
welcome.”
AND 20
MINUTES LATER
Michella (Tourist 2)
Boas (Local)
Michella : “Ummmm? Hello sir,can I ask you
something?”
Boas : “Yes, what do you want to ask me.”
Michella : “I
am a tourist here and I don’t know the way to places.”
Boas : “ Ooohh. I get questions from
tourists all the time.”
Michella : “Oh. Good then.”
Boas (In mind) :
“Hah.. It’s my
lucky day.
Michella : “I want to go to a department store.”
Boas : “The closest department store here is
Yogya Department Store.”
Michella : ”Oh can you show me the way?”
Boas : (Laughing
evilly)
Michella : (Confused)
Boas :
“From here, you turn
right and you will definitely meet the Taman Pahlawan Street. And in the
are of Taman Pahlawan Street there is Yogya
Department Store.”
Michella : “Oh…. Thank you.”
Boas :
“Your welcome.”
40 MINUTES
LATER
Felis (Tourist 3)
Boas
Felis :
“Hello sir..”
Boas :
“Hello. Can I help
you?”
Felis :
“Yes sir. I want to
go to KFC restaurant, but I don’t no where KFC restaurant is. Can you help me?”
Boas : “Sure.”
Felis : “Can you show me the way, sir?
Boas (In mind) : “I wanna to lie again.”
Boas :
“From here, you turn
right and you will definitely meet the Sadang Street. After there, you turn
left from Sadang Street. In there is KFC
restaurant.
Felis :
“Thank you so much
sir.”
Boas :
“Your welcome.”
1 HOURS
LATER
Piedro : “Excuse me, are you the on before?”
Boas : “Hm yes. Aren’t you a tourist asking for the road to Situ
Buleud?”
Piedro : “Yes, it’s true. Sir, it looks like the road you told
me seems wrong. Because I still haven’t arrived at Situ Buleud.”
Boas : “Really? I am so sorry.”
Piedro : It’s oke sir.”
Boas : “Thanks.”
30
MINUTES LATER
Michella : “Hm sir, didn’t you tell me the road
to Yogya Departement Store?
Boas : “Right!”
Michella : “Do you lie to me? The problem is I ask other people, the way is wrong.”
Boas : “Hm.. I am so sorry.”
Michella : “Hm I forgive you.”
Boas : “Thank you so much.”
Michella : “Ya.”
50
MINUTES LATER
Felis :
“Excuse me sir, can
you help me??”
Boas (In mind) : “Isn’t she a tourist who asks the
way?”
Felis :
“Wait, didn’t you
tell the road to the road to KFC Restaurant, right?”
Boas :
“Ehm yes.”
Felis :
“You lie to me, sir.
Until I get lost. Luckly someone helped me. So, because of your mistake, I
have to call police.”
Boas :
“Please. I am
sorry.”
5 MINUTES
LATER
Police : “I’m a police officer coming to arrest local who has lied to tourist.”
Felis :
“Him, sir!”
Police : “You were arrested for lying to a
tourist.”
Boas : “I am so so sorry.”
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